Working In The Oil Industry

Just a sharing, from a friend of mine.. ^___^

Working in the oil industry:

1. We work in weird shifts ... Like errrmmmm..

2. They pay you to make the client happy ... Like eeerrrmmm..

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny ... Like errmmm.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams ... Like errrrmm..

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you ... Like eerrrmmm..

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed ... Like errmm..

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell ... Like eerrr..

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you ... Like eerrrm..

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it... Like eerrrmm

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say:
I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS S**T"..... Like err..

The only difference is the pr*st*****s can take Christmas and New Year's Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!

Like I always say, "I'm just an Industrial Pr**t****e". He he he..

If you know someone in the oil industry please share this with them so they don't feel bad anymore.... Like eerrrr!!!